Two ears and a mouth........

Posted by Tandarin Nike Friday, October 22, 2010 9:03 AM
Just imagine an advanced alien life form that materializes on earth in the middle of a popular dance club. The alien has a cloak of invisibility and observes the humans dancing. He is here to watch and learn.

My question is this: Would the alien ever learn to distinguish good dancers from poor dancers?

Now suppose the alien leaves the club and finds a bar that is open late. He observes a lot of what we call "conversation" happening. The alien's universal interpreter device allows him to understand the content of the conversations.

My question is this: Would the alien ever learn to distinguish a good conversationalist from a poor one?

I started thinking about this after reading that people with Asperger syndrome have trouble understanding the subtleties of human social interaction. That skill doesn't come as a package deal with general intelligence.

The advanced alien can't figure out who the good conversationalists are, nor can the fellow with Asperger syndrome even if he has an otherwise exceptional IQ.

Now suppose we gave both the alien and the Asperger guy some rules about dancing and some rules about conversation as benchmarks by which to sort the good from the bad.

Would it help them?

With dancing, you could point out that the movement of your hips should be timed with the beat, and that the level of motion should be somewhere in a range that is neither too quiet nor too frenetic compared to the other dancers. You could throw in other rules as well, such as no finger-pointing, no excessive repetitiveness, no monopolizing the entire dance floor, and so on.

You might have dozens of rules when you are done, but the highly intelligent alien and the Asperger guy (probably an engineer) could learn them all fairly quickly. And from that point on, they could discern good dancing from poor dancing. They might even be able to imitate it, with some practice.

Now consider conversation. How many times have you been in a restaurant and been victimized by the loud guy at the next table dominating the conversation without the benefit of being entertaining?

It seems somewhat common that people who are neither alien nor Asperger syndrome types have no conversation skills. Indeed, it appears that many so-called normal people don't even understand the concept of a conversation.

A conversation, like dancing, has some rules, although I've never seen them stated anywhere.

The objective of conversation is to entertain or inform the other person while not using up all of the talking time. A big part of how you entertain another person is by listening and giving your attention.

Ideally, your own enjoyment from conversation comes from the other person doing his or her job of being interesting. If you are entertaining yourself at the other person's expense, you're doing it wrong.

You might think that everyone on earth understands what a conversation is and how to engage in one. My observation is that no more than a quarter of the population has that understanding. I was solidly in the conversationally clueless camp until I took the Dale Carnegie course, in which one small part of the learning dealt with the mechanics of conversation. It was a life-changing bit of knowledge.

Prior to the course, I believed that conversation was a process by which I could demonstrate my cleverness, complain about what was bugging me, and argue with people in order to teach them how dumb they were.

To me, listening was the same thing as being bored. I figured it was the other person's responsibility to find some entertainment in the conversation. That wasn't my job.

Yes, I was that dumb and I didn't know it. The good news is that once I learned the rules of conversation, I was socially reborn. It turns out that active listening is more fun than talking, although sometimes you need to guide the conversation toward common interests.

I am sure three-quarters of the people reading this post ..... just thought,

"Uh-oh. I didn't know conversation had rules."

4 Response to "Two ears and a mouth........"

  1. Ankush Naik Says:

    Well written post, a definite thinker.

  2. Tandarin Nike Says:

    Thanks Ankush. Do think about it.

  3. Shivani Singh Says:

    Wow gr8...your words reminds me of many.Some like,
    -"Listening is an art."
    -"Words are sacred.They deserve respect.If you get the right ones in the right order you can nudge the world a little."
    and
    -"a bore is a person who talks when you want him to listen."
    Really respect what you said about being "Socially reborn".
    Yeah conversation at the outset may not have rules but conversations should definitely not be monologues.
    i would never want to be that person which Henry Ford had said,"...a person who opens the mouth and puts his feats into it..."
    BTW would i be a pest if i asked you to go through my blog, 'Starting By The Kitchen On a Lonely Evening.'
    Matters to me what ur thoughts are...:)

  4. Tandarin Nike Says:

    Your specific statement ‘Words are sacred and they deserve respect’ says it all. Listening carefully really allows you to notice the wise ones among the countless that you encounter on a daily basis.
    I will surely pass by your post and leave my thoughts within the next few hours.
    Having been away for six odd weeks from work, I am extremely short on time.
    And one more thing, you can never be a pest. Take note of that.

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