Oh!!! People....!

Posted by Tandarin Nike Wednesday, May 12, 2010 1:21 AM
Ohhhhhh!!!! People!

Different kind of them around me; each one unique, still we call a few of them “normal”. Knowing me, I am for sure not going to talk about the normal sort; and no, not even the weird ones, for I like my monopoly there.

There are few step-brothers of weird kind, and I will be talking about them.

Always Confused – When you talk to such people, you feel you are the dumbest person alive on this planet earth! They always have confused look on their face, even when you talk about your gender to them which is very clearly visible due to obvious reasons; but you still cross check whether you are still a male or a female!

That’s not all; these people make simple situations complicated. They interpret simple things in such complex manner that confusion will get confused too! No personal examples, but how many of you have faced this problem in the form of comments on your simplest possible post? Leave a smiley, and I will understand your point :)

Perpetual Question mark – They are very close to always confused, but they at least express their concern, and don’t make you look dumb from the very beginning. But eventually after their 15th question on your particular statement, ummm, you will doubt your intelligence/dumbness – you are at liberty to interpret this for yourself!

God save you if the Perpetual Question mark happens to be your boss!

The Classical Dancer – My personal favourite category. These people cannot talk without moving their hands. Yes, they cannot talk! I once held hands of such an artist; she couldn’t utter a single word. I had to let go, as it is very difficult to survive without a non-stop entertainment.

My ex-boss in India was a Classical Dancer too. While explaining directions to our office to a client, the dancer boss simply gestured with his hand and said “take this turn after the signal”. Poor client would keep asking which turn, and my boss would keep repeating this turn without realizing that the client couldn’t see him and his hand! (Hope you guys understood what I am trying to say, as sadly I do not have the video clipping of the same.)

Exceptionally Intelligent sorts – These people have more brain than required; so they keep distributing their spare intelligence all around us in the form of gyaan, comments on blogs, proving non-existing theories etc. etc. I am really scared of such sorts. They talk non-stop in alien language, using the most complicated and unheard words which even our MS word fails to display in its synonym list! I wonder, am I so dumb that I fail to understand them or their intelligence has driven them to insanity. But they still leave me looking like a dumb weirdo.

Exceptionally Dumb – This category is mentioned specially for few of my very dear blog buddies including myself; for we come across such species very often. I guess most of you have had such experiences too, if you don't belong to this category, right? For the rest of you, who are still fortunate enough not to have come across them yet; well these are the most dangerous people specially sent by god in the blogsphere.

They too specialize in making you look not only dumb, but you think 10 times before posting anything! They have the ability to make you doubt about yourself and your writing ability. Gosh, if you write "she was dumb and deaf", they will ask in the comment section, "was she actually dumb and deaf or she simply could not hear or speak. Sorry I didn't understand this!"

Phew, what will you reply to such people?

I have blabbered enough. Venting out my frustration I guess, or expecting your comments that say I am not dumb, but they are.

Hope you all are intelligent enough to understand what I am expecting as comments now!

4 Response to "Oh!!! People....!"

  1. shivani Says:

    lol! not at all you did not blabber but entertained with reality observed brilliantly to be able to make a classification of sorts.Haha enjoyed this one but ur post has left me wondering that i must be special case cause i have traits of all categories mentioned by you only the magnitude of traits vary...wierd...dumb...gesticulate...some say intelligent...mostly confused...Now don't ROFL at that this is serious man!

  2. Tandarin Nike Says:

    Hehehehe!!! Like that comment. A little of all the above traits I assume is ok. It's the extreme of any one thing which is scary.

  3. Thought(s) of an old man Says:

    By god! I am not dumb, because I thoroughly understood your so called frustrations in the form of blabbering! ..... Thanks for giving me a chance to prove I am not dumb...but yet.....

  4. Tandarin Nike Says:

    Hehehe!!!!! I knew you would be commenting here. Join the gang of dumbos.... may be we are or may be are not....but I like it. Lets keep blabbering to our hearts content. Thanks Bhavaji.

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